So, I'm going to start off by saying

that I am not back.

I am simply posting a journal because I am bored and totally not putting off going to bed.

Now, it has come to my attention, probably due to SOMEONE bringing it to my attention that I haven't posted a journal since I was 15. And, reading it over, I was rather full of myself it seems. Well then. Time to fix that.

So today, there's a new journal that isn't about me. This journal is dedicated to toast. Here are some qualities of toast:

• It's bread
• It's hot bread
• It's awesome

And thus concludes the section of this journal dedicated to toast.

In case there's anyone left who actually reads this thing, they're probably past the point of "HOLY CRUD HE POSTED SOMETHING" and have moved on to "MY GOSH, WHY WON'T HE SHUT UP", so I'll end this with some cool person to go bug (as if you need one more link to her page on my page. Totally ain't enough comments.):


SO PEACE OUT BRUDDAHS, EAT LOTSA MAPLE SYRUP AND BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR VEGGIES WITH A SPOON